Friday, January 14, 2011

4 those who don't kno who Rajnikant is:





1. When Rajnikant does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up...he is pushing the earth down.
2 .Rajnikant can divide by zero.
3. Rajnikant can delete the Recycle Bin.
4. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
5. Rajnikant once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
6. Rajnikant can make onions cry.
7. Rajnikant can drown a fish.
8. When Rajnikant looks in d mirror, d mirror shatters bcoz not even glass is stupid to get in between Rajnikant & Rajnikant.
9. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
10.His email id-
gmail@rajnikant.com

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